Verse
G#m F#
Start by kissing my ass
E D#
I'll start by rubbing your balls
G#m F#
We'll have a jammy time together
E D#
One and all
G#m F# E
What will we do later on
D#
When the butter runs out?
G#m F# E
You'll probably scream and shout
D# G#m F# E
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
D# G#m F#
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
E D# G#m F#
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
E D#
I'm the first man you've had
G#m F#
Don't tell me about loving women
E D#
I don't want to know about it
C# F# B E C# F#
This is our world, men, make sure of it
B E D#
We'll do with each other what we want, so
G#m F# E D#
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
G#m F#
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
E D#
I like you unclean
G#m F#
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
E D#
& there goes Sally Marie
G#m F# E D#
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
G#m F# E D#
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
G#m F#
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
E D#
There they go
G#m F#
Who will finish first?
E G#m E D# G#m
No one knows, no one knows
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