Verse
Em D
Start by kissing my ass
C B
I'll start by rubbing your balls
Em D
We'll have a jammy time together
C B
One and all
Em D C
What will we do later on
B
When the butter runs out?
Em D C
You'll probably scream and shout
B Em D C
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
B Em D
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
C B Em D
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
C B
I'm the first man you've had
Em D
Don't tell me about loving women
C B
I don't want to know about it
A D G C A D
This is our world, men, make sure of it
G C B
We'll do with each other what we want, so
Em D C B
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
Em D
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
C B
I like you unclean
Em D
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
C B
& there goes Sally Marie
Em D C B
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
Em D C B
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
Em D
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
C B
There they go
Em D
Who will finish first?
C Em C B Em
No one knows, no one knows
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