Verse
F#m E
Start by kissing my ass
D C#
I'll start by rubbing your balls
F#m E
We'll have a jammy time together
D C#
One and all
F#m E D
What will we do later on
C#
When the butter runs out?
F#m E D
You'll probably scream and shout
C# F#m E D
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
C# F#m E
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
D C# F#m E
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
D C#
I'm the first man you've had
F#m E
Don't tell me about loving women
D C#
I don't want to know about it
B E A D B E
This is our world, men, make sure of it
A D C#
We'll do with each other what we want, so
F#m E D C#
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
F#m E
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
D C#
I like you unclean
F#m E
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
D C#
& there goes Sally Marie
F#m E D C#
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
F#m E D C#
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
F#m E
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
D C#
There they go
F#m E
Who will finish first?
D F#m D C# F#m
No one knows, no one knows
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