Verse
C#m B
Start by kissing my ass
A G#
I'll start by rubbing your balls
C#m B
We'll have a jammy time together
A G#
One and all
C#m B A
What will we do later on
G#
When the butter runs out?
C#m B A
You'll probably scream and shout
G# C#m B A
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
G# C#m B
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
A G# C#m B
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
A G#
I'm the first man you've had
C#m B
Don't tell me about loving women
A G#
I don't want to know about it
F# B E A F# B
This is our world, men, make sure of it
E A G#
We'll do with each other what we want, so
C#m B A G#
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
C#m B
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
A G#
I like you unclean
C#m B
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
A G#
& there goes Sally Marie
C#m B A G#
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
C#m B A G#
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
C#m B
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
A G#
There they go
C#m B
Who will finish first?
A C#m A G# C#m
No one knows, no one knows
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