Verse
Bm A
Start by kissing my ass
G F#
I'll start by rubbing your balls
Bm A
We'll have a jammy time together
G F#
One and all
Bm A G
What will we do later on
F#
When the butter runs out?
Bm A G
You'll probably scream and shout
F# Bm A G
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
F# Bm A
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
G F# Bm A
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
G F#
I'm the first man you've had
Bm A
Don't tell me about loving women
G F#
I don't want to know about it
E A D G E A
This is our world, men, make sure of it
D G F#
We'll do with each other what we want, so
Bm A G F#
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
Bm A
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
G F#
I like you unclean
Bm A
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
G F#
& there goes Sally Marie
Bm A G F#
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
Bm A G F#
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
Bm A
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
G F#
There they go
Bm A
Who will finish first?
G Bm G F# Bm
No one knows, no one knows
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