Verse
Am G
Start by kissing my ass
F E
I'll start by rubbing your balls
Am G
We'll have a jammy time together
F E
One and all
Am G F
What will we do later on
E
When the butter runs out?
Am G F
You'll probably scream and shout
E Am G F
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
E Am G
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
F E Am G
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
F E
I'm the first man you've had
Am G
Don't tell me about loving women
F E
I don't want to know about it
D G C F D G
This is our world, men, make sure of it
C F E
We'll do with each other what we want, so
Am G F E
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
Am G
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
F E
I like you unclean
Am G
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
F E
& there goes Sally Marie
Am G F E
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
Am G F E
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
Am G
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
F E
There they go
Am G
Who will finish first?
F Am F E Am
No one knows, no one knows
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