Verse
A#m G#
Start by kissing my ass
F# F
I'll start by rubbing your balls
A#m G#
We'll have a jammy time together
F# F
One and all
A#m G# F#
What will we do later on
F
When the butter runs out?
A#m G# F#
You'll probably scream and shout
F A#m G# F#
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
F A#m G#
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
F# F A#m G#
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
F# F
I'm the first man you've had
A#m G#
Don't tell me about loving women
F# F
I don't want to know about it
D# G# C# F# D# G#
This is our world, men, make sure of it
C# F# F
We'll do with each other what we want, so
A#m G# F# F
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
A#m G#
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
F# F
I like you unclean
A#m G#
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
F# F
& there goes Sally Marie
A#m G# F# F
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
A#m G# F# F
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
A#m G#
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
F# F
There they go
A#m G#
Who will finish first?
F# A#m F# F A#m
No one knows, no one knows
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