Verse
D#m C#
Start by kissing my ass
B A#
I'll start by rubbing your balls
D#m C#
We'll have a jammy time together
B A#
One and all
D#m C# B
What will we do later on
A#
When the butter runs out?
D#m C# B
You'll probably scream and shout
A# D#m C# B
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
A# D#m C#
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
B A# D#m C#
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
B A#
I'm the first man you've had
D#m C#
Don't tell me about loving women
B A#
I don't want to know about it
G# C# F# B G# C#
This is our world, men, make sure of it
F# B A#
We'll do with each other what we want, so
D#m C# B A#
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
D#m C#
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
B A#
I like you unclean
D#m C#
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
B A#
& there goes Sally Marie
D#m C# B A#
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
D#m C# B A#
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
D#m C#
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
B A#
There they go
D#m C#
Who will finish first?
B D#m B A# D#m
No one knows, no one knows
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