Verse
Cm A#
Start by kissing my ass
G# G
I'll start by rubbing your balls
Cm A#
We'll have a jammy time together
G# G
One and all
Cm A# G#
What will we do later on
G
When the butter runs out?
Cm A# G#
You'll probably scream and shout
G Cm A# G#
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
G Cm A#
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
G# G Cm A#
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
G# G
I'm the first man you've had
Cm A#
Don't tell me about loving women
G# G
I don't want to know about it
F A# D# G# F A#
This is our world, men, make sure of it
D# G# G
We'll do with each other what we want, so
Cm A# G# G
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
Cm A#
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
G# G
I like you unclean
Cm A#
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
G# G
& there goes Sally Marie
Cm A# G# G
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
Cm A# G# G
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
Cm A#
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
G# G
There they go
Cm A#
Who will finish first?
G# Cm G# G Cm
No one knows, no one knows
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