Verse
Fm D#
Start by kissing my ass
C# C
I'll start by rubbing your balls
Fm D#
We'll have a jammy time together
C# C
One and all
Fm D# C#
What will we do later on
C
When the butter runs out?
Fm D# C#
You'll probably scream and shout
C Fm D# C#
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
C Fm D#
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
C# C Fm D#
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
C# C
I'm the first man you've had
Fm D#
Don't tell me about loving women
C# C
I don't want to know about it
A# D# G# C# A# D#
This is our world, men, make sure of it
G# C# C
We'll do with each other what we want, so
Fm D# C# C
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
Fm D#
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
C# C
I like you unclean
Fm D#
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
C# C
& there goes Sally Marie
Fm D# C# C
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
Fm D# C# C
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
Fm D#
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
C# C
There they go
Fm D#
Who will finish first?
C# Fm C# C Fm
No one knows, no one knows
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