Verse
Dm C
Start by kissing my ass
A# A
I'll start by rubbing your balls
Dm C
We'll have a jammy time together
A# A
One and all
Dm C A#
What will we do later on
A
When the butter runs out?
Dm C A#
You'll probably scream and shout
A Dm C A#
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
A Dm C
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout
A# A Dm C
I'll put it through your eye socket young man
A# A
I'm the first man you've had
Dm C
Don't tell me about loving women
A# A
I don't want to know about it
G C F A# G C
This is our world, men, make sure of it
F A# A
We'll do with each other what we want, so
Dm C A# A
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween
Dm C
Oh, don't scrub yourself up
A# A
I like you unclean
Dm C
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe
A# A
& there goes Sally Marie
Dm C A# A
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
Dm C A# A
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep
Dm C
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow
A# A
There they go
Dm C
Who will finish first?
A# Dm A# A Dm
No one knows, no one knows
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