Verse
E D B
Been a month since I had a man
E D
Been a month since we had that dance
B Bm
And you waved your flag at me
E
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
D B
Been a month since I had a man
E
Been a month since I had the sperm
D B
Taken out of my pants
A F#
The laundry worked wonders
A B
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
E D B
Been a month since I had a man
E D
And somehow I give a damn
B F#m B
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
F#m
Well I talked to mother about it
G#m
I can talk to mother
A
Well I talked to father about it
B
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
E D B
Been a month since I had a man
E D B
Been a month since we did our dance
B
In my bedroom
A B Bm
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
E D B
Been a month since I had a man
E D B
'Twas the finest romance
E
With a man
D B
Been a month since I had a man
E D B
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
| E | D B |
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