Verse
A G E
Been a month since I had a man
A G
Been a month since we had that dance
E Em
And you waved your flag at me
A
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
G E
Been a month since I had a man
A
Been a month since I had the sperm
G E
Taken out of my pants
D B
The laundry worked wonders
D E
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
A G E
Been a month since I had a man
A G
And somehow I give a damn
E Bm E
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
Bm
Well I talked to mother about it
C#m
I can talk to mother
D
Well I talked to father about it
E
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
A G E
Been a month since I had a man
A G E
Been a month since we did our dance
E
In my bedroom
D E Em
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
A G E
Been a month since I had a man
A G E
'Twas the finest romance
A
With a man
G E
Been a month since I had a man
A G E
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
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