Verse
F Eb C
Been a month since I had a man
F Eb
Been a month since we had that dance
C Cm
And you waved your flag at me
F
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
Eb C
Been a month since I had a man
F
Been a month since I had the sperm
Eb C
Taken out of my pants
A# G
The laundry worked wonders
A# C
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
F Eb C
Been a month since I had a man
F Eb
And somehow I give a damn
C Gm C
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
Gm
Well I talked to mother about it
Am
I can talk to mother
A#
Well I talked to father about it
C
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
F Eb C
Been a month since I had a man
F Eb C
Been a month since we did our dance
C
In my bedroom
A# C Cm
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
F Eb C
Been a month since I had a man
F Eb C
'Twas the finest romance
F
With a man
Eb C
Been a month since I had a man
F Eb C
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
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