Verse
G# Gb D#
Been a month since I had a man
G# Gb
Been a month since we had that dance
D# D#m
And you waved your flag at me
G#
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
Gb D#
Been a month since I had a man
G#
Been a month since I had the sperm
Gb D#
Taken out of my pants
C# A#
The laundry worked wonders
C# D#
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
G# Gb D#
Been a month since I had a man
G# Gb
And somehow I give a damn
D# A#m D#
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
A#m
Well I talked to mother about it
Cm
I can talk to mother
C#
Well I talked to father about it
D#
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
G# Gb D#
Been a month since I had a man
G# Gb D#
Been a month since we did our dance
D#
In my bedroom
C# D# D#m
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
G# Gb D#
Been a month since I had a man
G# Gb D#
'Twas the finest romance
G#
With a man
Gb D#
Been a month since I had a man
G# Gb D#
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
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