Verse
B A F#
Been a month since I had a man
B A
Been a month since we had that dance
F# F#m
And you waved your flag at me
B
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
A F#
Been a month since I had a man
B
Been a month since I had the sperm
A F#
Taken out of my pants
E C#
The laundry worked wonders
E F#
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
B A F#
Been a month since I had a man
B A
And somehow I give a damn
F# C#m F#
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
C#m
Well I talked to mother about it
D#m
I can talk to mother
E
Well I talked to father about it
F#
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
B A F#
Been a month since I had a man
B A F#
Been a month since we did our dance
F#
In my bedroom
E F# F#m
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
B A F#
Been a month since I had a man
B A F#
'Twas the finest romance
B
With a man
A F#
Been a month since I had a man
B A F#
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
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