Verse
A# Ab F
Been a month since I had a man
A# Ab
Been a month since we had that dance
F Fm
And you waved your flag at me
A#
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
Ab F
Been a month since I had a man
A#
Been a month since I had the sperm
Ab F
Taken out of my pants
D# C
The laundry worked wonders
D# F
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
A# Ab F
Been a month since I had a man
A# Ab
And somehow I give a damn
F Cm F
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
Cm
Well I talked to mother about it
Dm
I can talk to mother
D#
Well I talked to father about it
F
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
A# Ab F
Been a month since I had a man
A# Ab F
Been a month since we did our dance
F
In my bedroom
D# F Fm
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
A# Ab F
Been a month since I had a man
A# Ab F
'Twas the finest romance
A#
With a man
Ab F
Been a month since I had a man
A# Ab F
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
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