Verse
F# Fb C#
Been a month since I had a man
F# Fb
Been a month since we had that dance
C# C#m
And you waved your flag at me
F#
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
Fb C#
Been a month since I had a man
F#
Been a month since I had the sperm
Fb C#
Taken out of my pants
B G#
The laundry worked wonders
B C#
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
F# Fb C#
Been a month since I had a man
F# Fb
And somehow I give a damn
C# G#m C#
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
G#m
Well I talked to mother about it
A#m
I can talk to mother
B
Well I talked to father about it
C#
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
F# Fb C#
Been a month since I had a man
F# Fb C#
Been a month since we did our dance
C#
In my bedroom
B C# C#m
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
F# Fb C#
Been a month since I had a man
F# Fb C#
'Twas the finest romance
F#
With a man
Fb C#
Been a month since I had a man
F# Fb C#
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
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