Verse
C# Cb G#
Been a month since I had a man
C# Cb
Been a month since we had that dance
G# G#m
And you waved your flag at me
C#
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
Cb G#
Been a month since I had a man
C#
Been a month since I had the sperm
Cb G#
Taken out of my pants
F# D#
The laundry worked wonders
F# G#
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
C# Cb G#
Been a month since I had a man
C# Cb
And somehow I give a damn
G# D#m G#
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
D#m
Well I talked to mother about it
Fm
I can talk to mother
F#
Well I talked to father about it
G#
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
C# Cb G#
Been a month since I had a man
C# Cb G#
Been a month since we did our dance
G#
In my bedroom
F# G# G#m
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
C# Cb G#
Been a month since I had a man
C# Cb G#
'Twas the finest romance
C#
With a man
Cb G#
Been a month since I had a man
C# Cb G#
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
| C# | Cb G# |
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