Verse
D C A
Been a month since I had a man
D C
Been a month since we had that dance
A Am
And you waved your flag at me
D
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
C A
Been a month since I had a man
D
Been a month since I had the sperm
C A
Taken out of my pants
G E
The laundry worked wonders
G A
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
D C A
Been a month since I had a man
D C
And somehow I give a damn
A Em A
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
Em
Well I talked to mother about it
F#m
I can talk to mother
G
Well I talked to father about it
A
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
D C A
Been a month since I had a man
D C A
Been a month since we did our dance
A
In my bedroom
G A Am
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
D C A
Been a month since I had a man
D C A
'Twas the finest romance
D
With a man
C A
Been a month since I had a man
D C A
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
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