Verse
G F D
Been a month since I had a man
G F
Been a month since we had that dance
D Dm
And you waved your flag at me
G
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
F D
Been a month since I had a man
G
Been a month since I had the sperm
F D
Taken out of my pants
C A
The laundry worked wonders
C D
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
G F D
Been a month since I had a man
G F
And somehow I give a damn
D Am D
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
Am
Well I talked to mother about it
Bm
I can talk to mother
C
Well I talked to father about it
D
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
G F D
Been a month since I had a man
G F D
Been a month since we did our dance
D
In my bedroom
C D Dm
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
G F D
Been a month since I had a man
G F D
'Twas the finest romance
G
With a man
F D
Been a month since I had a man
G F D
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
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