Verse
C A# G
Been a month since I had a man
C A#
Been a month since we had that dance
G Gm
And you waved your flag at me
C
And I came running ha ha ha
[Chorus]
A# G
Been a month since I had a man
C
Been a month since I had the sperm
A# G
Taken out of my pants
F D
The laundry worked wonders
F G
The laundry is best for these things
[Verse 2]
C A# G
Been a month since I had a man
C A#
And somehow I give a damn
G Dm G
When I see you eyein' up other guys
[Refrain]
Dm
Well I talked to mother about it
Em
I can talk to mother
F
Well I talked to father about it
G
He says you're a whosit
[Verse 3]
C A# G
Been a month since I had a man
C A# G
Been a month since we did our dance
G
In my bedroom
F G Gm
And it's so cool without you
[Chorus]
C A# G
Been a month since I had a man
C A# G
'Twas the finest romance
C
With a man
A# G
Been a month since I had a man
C A# G
Been a month since I had a man
[Outro]
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