[Verse 1]
Dm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Am C Dm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Dm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Am C Am Dm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Dm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Am C Dm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Dm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Am C Am Dm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
D#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
A#m C# D#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
D#m
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
A#m C# A#m D#m
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
D#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
A#m C# D#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
D#m
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
A#m C# A#m D#m
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
Em
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Bm D Em
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Em
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Bm D Bm Em
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Em
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Bm D Em
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Em
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Bm D Bm Em
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn