[Verse 1]
A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Fm Ab A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
A#m
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Fm Ab Fm A#m
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Fm Ab A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
A#m
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Fm Ab Fm A#m
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
F#m A Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Bm
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
F#m A F#m Bm
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
F#m A Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Bm
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
F#m A F#m Bm
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Gm A# Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Cm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Gm A# Gm Cm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Gm A# Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Cm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Gm A# Gm Cm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn