[Verse 1]
Ebm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
A#m Db Ebm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Ebm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
A#m Db A#m Ebm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Ebm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
A#m Db Ebm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Ebm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
A#m Db A#m Ebm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
Em
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Bm D Em
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Em
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
Bm D Bm Em
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Em
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Bm D Em
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Em
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
Bm D Bm Em
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Cm Eb Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Fm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Cm Eb Cm Fm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Cm Eb Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Fm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Cm Eb Cm Fm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn