[Verse 1]
Am
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Em G Am
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Am
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Em G Em Am
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Am
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Em G Am
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Am
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Em G Em Am
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Fm G# A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
A#m
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
Fm G# Fm A#m
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Fm G# A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
A#m
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
Fm G# Fm A#m
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
F#m A Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Bm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
F#m A F#m Bm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
F#m A Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Bm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
F#m A F#m Bm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn