[Verse 1]
Fbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Bm D Fbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Fbm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Bm D Bm Fbm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Fbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Bm D Fbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Fbm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Bm D Bm Fbm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Cm D# Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Fm
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
Cm D# Cm Fm
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Cm D# Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Fm
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
Cm D# Cm Fm
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
F#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
C#m Fb F#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
F#m
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
C#m Fb C#m F#m
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
F#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
C#m Fb F#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
F#m
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
C#m Fb C#m F#m
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn