[Verse 1]
Cbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
F#m A Cbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Cbm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
F#m A F#m Cbm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Cbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
F#m A Cbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Cbm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
F#m A F#m Cbm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Gm A# Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Cm
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
Gm A# Gm Cm
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Gm A# Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Cm
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
Gm A# Gm Cm
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
C#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
G#m Cb C#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
C#m
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
G#m Cb G#m C#m
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
C#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
G#m Cb C#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
C#m
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
G#m Cb G#m C#m
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn