[Verse 1]
Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Dm F Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Gm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Dm F Dm Gm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Dm F Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Gm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Dm F Dm Gm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
G#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
D#m F# G#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
G#m
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
D#m F# D#m G#m
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
G#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
D#m F# G#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
G#m
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
D#m F# D#m G#m
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
Am
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Em G Am
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Am
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Em G Em Am
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Am
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Em G Am
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Am
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Em G Em Am
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn