[Verse 1]
Gbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
C#m Fb Gbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Gbm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
C#m Fb C#m Gbm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Gbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
C#m Fb Gbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Gbm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
C#m Fb C#m Gbm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Dm F Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Gm
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
Dm F Dm Gm
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Dm F Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Gm
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
Dm F Dm Gm
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
G#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
D#m Gb G#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
G#m
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
D#m Gb D#m G#m
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
G#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
D#m Gb G#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
G#m
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
D#m Gb D#m G#m
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn