[Verse 1]
Abm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
D#m Gb Abm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Abm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
D#m Gb D#m Abm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Abm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
D#m Gb Abm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Abm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
D#m Gb D#m Abm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
Am
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Em G Am
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Am
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
Em G Em Am
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Am
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Em G Am
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Am
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
Em G Em Am
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Fm Ab A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
A#m
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Fm Ab Fm A#m
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Fm Ab A#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
A#m
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Fm Ab Fm A#m
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn