[Verse 1]
Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Gm A# Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Cm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Gm A# Gm Cm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Gm A# Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Cm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Gm A# Gm Cm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
C#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
G#m B C#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
C#m
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
G#m B G#m C#m
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
C#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
G#m B C#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
C#m
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
G#m B G#m C#m
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
Dm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Am C Dm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Dm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Am C Am Dm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Dm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Am C Dm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Dm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Am C Am Dm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn