[Verse 1]
Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Cm Eb Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Fm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Cm Eb Cm Fm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Cm Eb Fm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Fm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Cm Eb Cm Fm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
F#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
C#m E F#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
F#m
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
C#m E C#m F#m
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
F#m
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
C#m E F#m
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
F#m
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
C#m E C#m F#m
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Dm F Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Gm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
Dm F Dm Gm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Dm F Gm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Gm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Dm F Dm Gm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn