Intro
C#m E G#m C#m 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
C#m
Barstool pimpin
E
On a southern fried chicken
G#m C#m
On a whiskey-soaked August day
C#m
And she told me last summer
E
That she lost her only lover
G#m C#m
'Cause he's got himself locked away
C#m
He was cooking meth, trippin'
E
She was on a pole strippin'
G#m C#m
Just American as apple pie
C#m
Now she's looking for a lover
E
'Cause she wanna be a mother
G#m C#m
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
C#m
She looks a little bit weathered
E
But she's down for whatever
G#m C#m
And she probably knows a trick or two
C#m
Says she got a few friends
E
If you got a couple ends
G#m N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
C#m E
Smokin' and drinkin'
G#m C#m
Just wasting my time
C#m E
No worrying no thinking
G#m C#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
C#m E
Smokin' and drinkin'
G#m C#m
Just wasting my time
C#m E
No worrying no thinking
G#m C#m
More women, more wine
C#m E G#m C#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
C#m
Drinkin with some trouble
E
'Til I start to see double
G#m C#m
And they put me in city jail
C#m
Sometimes you may have problems
E
And the only way to solve 'em
G#m C#m
Isn't always walk around with bail
C#m
I lost a few nights
E
And I lost a couple fights
G#m C#m
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
C#m
I sold a lot of ticks
E
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
G#m C#m
And a couple that might make you cringe
C#m
Got to keep it one hundred
E
I'll say it if I done it
G#m C#m
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
C#m
All you cheaters and liars
E
With your cheap amplifiers
G#m N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
C#m E
Smokin' and drinkin'
G#m C#m
Just wasting my time
C#m E
No worrying no thinking
G#m C#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
C#m E
Smokin' and drinkin'
G#m C#m
Just wasting my time
C#m E
No worrying no thinking
G#m C#m
More women, more wine
C#m E G#m C#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
C#m
Low temp dabbin'
E
Pistol grip grabbin'
G#m C#m
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
C#m
Severly underrated
E
Occasionaly I'm hated
G#m C#m
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
C#m
When push come to shove
E
Got a whole lotta love
G#m C#m
For the people still holdin' me down
C#m
Made a whole lotta ends
E
And I kept a few friends
G#m C#m
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
C#m E
Smokin' and drinkin'
G#m C#m
Just wasting my time
C#m E
No worrying no thinking
G#m C#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
C#m E
Smokin' and drinkin'
G#m C#m
Just wasting my time
C#m E
No worrying no thinking
G#m C#m
More women, more wine