Intro
Gm A# Dm Gm 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Gm
Barstool pimpin
A#
On a southern fried chicken
Dm Gm
On a whiskey-soaked August day
Gm
And she told me last summer
A#
That she lost her only lover
Dm Gm
'Cause he's got himself locked away
Gm
He was cooking meth, trippin'
A#
She was on a pole strippin'
Dm Gm
Just American as apple pie
Gm
Now she's looking for a lover
A#
'Cause she wanna be a mother
Dm Gm
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
Gm
She looks a little bit weathered
A#
But she's down for whatever
Dm Gm
And she probably knows a trick or two
Gm
Says she got a few friends
A#
If you got a couple ends
Dm N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Gm A#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Dm Gm
Just wasting my time
Gm A#
No worrying no thinking
Dm Gm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Gm A#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Dm Gm
Just wasting my time
Gm A#
No worrying no thinking
Dm Gm
More women, more wine
Gm A# Dm Gm
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Gm
Drinkin with some trouble
A#
'Til I start to see double
Dm Gm
And they put me in city jail
Gm
Sometimes you may have problems
A#
And the only way to solve 'em
Dm Gm
Isn't always walk around with bail
Gm
I lost a few nights
A#
And I lost a couple fights
Dm Gm
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
Gm
I sold a lot of ticks
A#
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
Dm Gm
And a couple that might make you cringe
Gm
Got to keep it one hundred
A#
I'll say it if I done it
Dm Gm
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
Gm
All you cheaters and liars
A#
With your cheap amplifiers
Dm N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Gm A#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Dm Gm
Just wasting my time
Gm A#
No worrying no thinking
Dm Gm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Gm A#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Dm Gm
Just wasting my time
Gm A#
No worrying no thinking
Dm Gm
More women, more wine
Gm A# Dm Gm
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Gm
Low temp dabbin'
A#
Pistol grip grabbin'
Dm Gm
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
Gm
Severly underrated
A#
Occasionaly I'm hated
Dm Gm
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
Gm
When push come to shove
A#
Got a whole lotta love
Dm Gm
For the people still holdin' me down
Gm
Made a whole lotta ends
A#
And I kept a few friends
Dm Gm
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Gm A#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Dm Gm
Just wasting my time
Gm A#
No worrying no thinking
Dm Gm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Gm A#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Dm Gm
Just wasting my time
Gm A#
No worrying no thinking
Dm Gm
More women, more wine