Intro
Em G Bm Em 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Em
Barstool pimpin
G
On a southern fried chicken
Bm Em
On a whiskey-soaked August day
Em
And she told me last summer
G
That she lost her only lover
Bm Em
'Cause he's got himself locked away
Em
He was cooking meth, trippin'
G
She was on a pole strippin'
Bm Em
Just American as apple pie
Em
Now she's looking for a lover
G
'Cause she wanna be a mother
Bm Em
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
Em
She looks a little bit weathered
G
But she's down for whatever
Bm Em
And she probably knows a trick or two
Em
Says she got a few friends
G
If you got a couple ends
Bm N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Em G
Smokin' and drinkin'
Bm Em
Just wasting my time
Em G
No worrying no thinking
Bm Em
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Em G
Smokin' and drinkin'
Bm Em
Just wasting my time
Em G
No worrying no thinking
Bm Em
More women, more wine
Em G Bm Em
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Em
Drinkin with some trouble
G
'Til I start to see double
Bm Em
And they put me in city jail
Em
Sometimes you may have problems
G
And the only way to solve 'em
Bm Em
Isn't always walk around with bail
Em
I lost a few nights
G
And I lost a couple fights
Bm Em
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
Em
I sold a lot of ticks
G
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
Bm Em
And a couple that might make you cringe
Em
Got to keep it one hundred
G
I'll say it if I done it
Bm Em
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
Em
All you cheaters and liars
G
With your cheap amplifiers
Bm N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Em G
Smokin' and drinkin'
Bm Em
Just wasting my time
Em G
No worrying no thinking
Bm Em
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Em G
Smokin' and drinkin'
Bm Em
Just wasting my time
Em G
No worrying no thinking
Bm Em
More women, more wine
Em G Bm Em
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Em
Low temp dabbin'
G
Pistol grip grabbin'
Bm Em
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
Em
Severly underrated
G
Occasionaly I'm hated
Bm Em
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
Em
When push come to shove
G
Got a whole lotta love
Bm Em
For the people still holdin' me down
Em
Made a whole lotta ends
G
And I kept a few friends
Bm Em
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Em G
Smokin' and drinkin'
Bm Em
Just wasting my time
Em G
No worrying no thinking
Bm Em
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Em G
Smokin' and drinkin'
Bm Em
Just wasting my time
Em G
No worrying no thinking
Bm Em
More women, more wine