Intro
A#m C# Fm A#m 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
A#m
Barstool pimpin
C#
On a southern fried chicken
Fm A#m
On a whiskey-soaked August day
A#m
And she told me last summer
C#
That she lost her only lover
Fm A#m
'Cause he's got himself locked away
A#m
He was cooking meth, trippin'
C#
She was on a pole strippin'
Fm A#m
Just American as apple pie
A#m
Now she's looking for a lover
C#
'Cause she wanna be a mother
Fm A#m
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
A#m
She looks a little bit weathered
C#
But she's down for whatever
Fm A#m
And she probably knows a trick or two
A#m
Says she got a few friends
C#
If you got a couple ends
Fm N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
A#m C#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Fm A#m
Just wasting my time
A#m C#
No worrying no thinking
Fm A#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
A#m C#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Fm A#m
Just wasting my time
A#m C#
No worrying no thinking
Fm A#m
More women, more wine
A#m C# Fm A#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
A#m
Drinkin with some trouble
C#
'Til I start to see double
Fm A#m
And they put me in city jail
A#m
Sometimes you may have problems
C#
And the only way to solve 'em
Fm A#m
Isn't always walk around with bail
A#m
I lost a few nights
C#
And I lost a couple fights
Fm A#m
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
A#m
I sold a lot of ticks
C#
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
Fm A#m
And a couple that might make you cringe
A#m
Got to keep it one hundred
C#
I'll say it if I done it
Fm A#m
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
A#m
All you cheaters and liars
C#
With your cheap amplifiers
Fm N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
A#m C#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Fm A#m
Just wasting my time
A#m C#
No worrying no thinking
Fm A#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
A#m C#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Fm A#m
Just wasting my time
A#m C#
No worrying no thinking
Fm A#m
More women, more wine
A#m C# Fm A#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
A#m
Low temp dabbin'
C#
Pistol grip grabbin'
Fm A#m
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
A#m
Severly underrated
C#
Occasionaly I'm hated
Fm A#m
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
A#m
When push come to shove
C#
Got a whole lotta love
Fm A#m
For the people still holdin' me down
A#m
Made a whole lotta ends
C#
And I kept a few friends
Fm A#m
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
A#m C#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Fm A#m
Just wasting my time
A#m C#
No worrying no thinking
Fm A#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
A#m C#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Fm A#m
Just wasting my time
A#m C#
No worrying no thinking
Fm A#m
More women, more wine