Intro
Bm D F#m Bm 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Bm
Barstool pimpin
D
On a southern fried chicken
F#m Bm
On a whiskey-soaked August day
Bm
And she told me last summer
D
That she lost her only lover
F#m Bm
'Cause he's got himself locked away
Bm
He was cooking meth, trippin'
D
She was on a pole strippin'
F#m Bm
Just American as apple pie
Bm
Now she's looking for a lover
D
'Cause she wanna be a mother
F#m Bm
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
Bm
She looks a little bit weathered
D
But she's down for whatever
F#m Bm
And she probably knows a trick or two
Bm
Says she got a few friends
D
If you got a couple ends
F#m N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Bm D
Smokin' and drinkin'
F#m Bm
Just wasting my time
Bm D
No worrying no thinking
F#m Bm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Bm D
Smokin' and drinkin'
F#m Bm
Just wasting my time
Bm D
No worrying no thinking
F#m Bm
More women, more wine
Bm D F#m Bm
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Bm
Drinkin with some trouble
D
'Til I start to see double
F#m Bm
And they put me in city jail
Bm
Sometimes you may have problems
D
And the only way to solve 'em
F#m Bm
Isn't always walk around with bail
Bm
I lost a few nights
D
And I lost a couple fights
F#m Bm
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
Bm
I sold a lot of ticks
D
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
F#m Bm
And a couple that might make you cringe
Bm
Got to keep it one hundred
D
I'll say it if I done it
F#m Bm
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
Bm
All you cheaters and liars
D
With your cheap amplifiers
F#m N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Bm D
Smokin' and drinkin'
F#m Bm
Just wasting my time
Bm D
No worrying no thinking
F#m Bm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Bm D
Smokin' and drinkin'
F#m Bm
Just wasting my time
Bm D
No worrying no thinking
F#m Bm
More women, more wine
Bm D F#m Bm
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Bm
Low temp dabbin'
D
Pistol grip grabbin'
F#m Bm
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
Bm
Severly underrated
D
Occasionaly I'm hated
F#m Bm
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
Bm
When push come to shove
D
Got a whole lotta love
F#m Bm
For the people still holdin' me down
Bm
Made a whole lotta ends
D
And I kept a few friends
F#m Bm
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Bm D
Smokin' and drinkin'
F#m Bm
Just wasting my time
Bm D
No worrying no thinking
F#m Bm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Bm D
Smokin' and drinkin'
F#m Bm
Just wasting my time
Bm D
No worrying no thinking
F#m Bm
More women, more wine