Intro
Fm G# Cm Fm 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Fm
Barstool pimpin
G#
On a southern fried chicken
Cm Fm
On a whiskey-soaked August day
Fm
And she told me last summer
G#
That she lost her only lover
Cm Fm
'Cause he's got himself locked away
Fm
He was cooking meth, trippin'
G#
She was on a pole strippin'
Cm Fm
Just American as apple pie
Fm
Now she's looking for a lover
G#
'Cause she wanna be a mother
Cm Fm
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
Fm
She looks a little bit weathered
G#
But she's down for whatever
Cm Fm
And she probably knows a trick or two
Fm
Says she got a few friends
G#
If you got a couple ends
Cm N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Fm G#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Cm Fm
Just wasting my time
Fm G#
No worrying no thinking
Cm Fm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Fm G#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Cm Fm
Just wasting my time
Fm G#
No worrying no thinking
Cm Fm
More women, more wine
Fm G# Cm Fm
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Fm
Drinkin with some trouble
G#
'Til I start to see double
Cm Fm
And they put me in city jail
Fm
Sometimes you may have problems
G#
And the only way to solve 'em
Cm Fm
Isn't always walk around with bail
Fm
I lost a few nights
G#
And I lost a couple fights
Cm Fm
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
Fm
I sold a lot of ticks
G#
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
Cm Fm
And a couple that might make you cringe
Fm
Got to keep it one hundred
G#
I'll say it if I done it
Cm Fm
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
Fm
All you cheaters and liars
G#
With your cheap amplifiers
Cm N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Fm G#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Cm Fm
Just wasting my time
Fm G#
No worrying no thinking
Cm Fm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Fm G#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Cm Fm
Just wasting my time
Fm G#
No worrying no thinking
Cm Fm
More women, more wine
Fm G# Cm Fm
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Fm
Low temp dabbin'
G#
Pistol grip grabbin'
Cm Fm
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
Fm
Severly underrated
G#
Occasionaly I'm hated
Cm Fm
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
Fm
When push come to shove
G#
Got a whole lotta love
Cm Fm
For the people still holdin' me down
Fm
Made a whole lotta ends
G#
And I kept a few friends
Cm Fm
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Fm G#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Cm Fm
Just wasting my time
Fm G#
No worrying no thinking
Cm Fm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Fm G#
Smokin' and drinkin'
Cm Fm
Just wasting my time
Fm G#
No worrying no thinking
Cm Fm
More women, more wine