Intro
G#m B D#m G#m 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
G#m
Barstool pimpin
B
On a southern fried chicken
D#m G#m
On a whiskey-soaked August day
G#m
And she told me last summer
B
That she lost her only lover
D#m G#m
'Cause he's got himself locked away
G#m
He was cooking meth, trippin'
B
She was on a pole strippin'
D#m G#m
Just American as apple pie
G#m
Now she's looking for a lover
B
'Cause she wanna be a mother
D#m G#m
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
G#m
She looks a little bit weathered
B
But she's down for whatever
D#m G#m
And she probably knows a trick or two
G#m
Says she got a few friends
B
If you got a couple ends
D#m N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
G#m B
Smokin' and drinkin'
D#m G#m
Just wasting my time
G#m B
No worrying no thinking
D#m G#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
G#m B
Smokin' and drinkin'
D#m G#m
Just wasting my time
G#m B
No worrying no thinking
D#m G#m
More women, more wine
G#m B D#m G#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
G#m
Drinkin with some trouble
B
'Til I start to see double
D#m G#m
And they put me in city jail
G#m
Sometimes you may have problems
B
And the only way to solve 'em
D#m G#m
Isn't always walk around with bail
G#m
I lost a few nights
B
And I lost a couple fights
D#m G#m
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
G#m
I sold a lot of ticks
B
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
D#m G#m
And a couple that might make you cringe
G#m
Got to keep it one hundred
B
I'll say it if I done it
D#m G#m
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
G#m
All you cheaters and liars
B
With your cheap amplifiers
D#m N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
G#m B
Smokin' and drinkin'
D#m G#m
Just wasting my time
G#m B
No worrying no thinking
D#m G#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
G#m B
Smokin' and drinkin'
D#m G#m
Just wasting my time
G#m B
No worrying no thinking
D#m G#m
More women, more wine
G#m B D#m G#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
G#m
Low temp dabbin'
B
Pistol grip grabbin'
D#m G#m
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
G#m
Severly underrated
B
Occasionaly I'm hated
D#m G#m
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
G#m
When push come to shove
B
Got a whole lotta love
D#m G#m
For the people still holdin' me down
G#m
Made a whole lotta ends
B
And I kept a few friends
D#m G#m
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
G#m B
Smokin' and drinkin'
D#m G#m
Just wasting my time
G#m B
No worrying no thinking
D#m G#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
G#m B
Smokin' and drinkin'
D#m G#m
Just wasting my time
G#m B
No worrying no thinking
D#m G#m
More women, more wine