Intro
F#m A C#m F#m 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
F#m
Barstool pimpin
A
On a southern fried chicken
C#m F#m
On a whiskey-soaked August day
F#m
And she told me last summer
A
That she lost her only lover
C#m F#m
'Cause he's got himself locked away
F#m
He was cooking meth, trippin'
A
She was on a pole strippin'
C#m F#m
Just American as apple pie
F#m
Now she's looking for a lover
A
'Cause she wanna be a mother
C#m F#m
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
F#m
She looks a little bit weathered
A
But she's down for whatever
C#m F#m
And she probably knows a trick or two
F#m
Says she got a few friends
A
If you got a couple ends
C#m N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
F#m A
Smokin' and drinkin'
C#m F#m
Just wasting my time
F#m A
No worrying no thinking
C#m F#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
F#m A
Smokin' and drinkin'
C#m F#m
Just wasting my time
F#m A
No worrying no thinking
C#m F#m
More women, more wine
F#m A C#m F#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
F#m
Drinkin with some trouble
A
'Til I start to see double
C#m F#m
And they put me in city jail
F#m
Sometimes you may have problems
A
And the only way to solve 'em
C#m F#m
Isn't always walk around with bail
F#m
I lost a few nights
A
And I lost a couple fights
C#m F#m
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
F#m
I sold a lot of ticks
A
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
C#m F#m
And a couple that might make you cringe
F#m
Got to keep it one hundred
A
I'll say it if I done it
C#m F#m
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
F#m
All you cheaters and liars
A
With your cheap amplifiers
C#m N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
F#m A
Smokin' and drinkin'
C#m F#m
Just wasting my time
F#m A
No worrying no thinking
C#m F#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
F#m A
Smokin' and drinkin'
C#m F#m
Just wasting my time
F#m A
No worrying no thinking
C#m F#m
More women, more wine
F#m A C#m F#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
F#m
Low temp dabbin'
A
Pistol grip grabbin'
C#m F#m
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
F#m
Severly underrated
A
Occasionaly I'm hated
C#m F#m
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
F#m
When push come to shove
A
Got a whole lotta love
C#m F#m
For the people still holdin' me down
F#m
Made a whole lotta ends
A
And I kept a few friends
C#m F#m
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
F#m A
Smokin' and drinkin'
C#m F#m
Just wasting my time
F#m A
No worrying no thinking
C#m F#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
F#m A
Smokin' and drinkin'
C#m F#m
Just wasting my time
F#m A
No worrying no thinking
C#m F#m
More women, more wine