Intro
D#m F# A#m D#m 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
D#m
Barstool pimpin
F#
On a southern fried chicken
A#m D#m
On a whiskey-soaked August day
D#m
And she told me last summer
F#
That she lost her only lover
A#m D#m
'Cause he's got himself locked away
D#m
He was cooking meth, trippin'
F#
She was on a pole strippin'
A#m D#m
Just American as apple pie
D#m
Now she's looking for a lover
F#
'Cause she wanna be a mother
A#m D#m
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
D#m
She looks a little bit weathered
F#
But she's down for whatever
A#m D#m
And she probably knows a trick or two
D#m
Says she got a few friends
F#
If you got a couple ends
A#m N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
D#m F#
Smokin' and drinkin'
A#m D#m
Just wasting my time
D#m F#
No worrying no thinking
A#m D#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
D#m F#
Smokin' and drinkin'
A#m D#m
Just wasting my time
D#m F#
No worrying no thinking
A#m D#m
More women, more wine
D#m F# A#m D#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
D#m
Drinkin with some trouble
F#
'Til I start to see double
A#m D#m
And they put me in city jail
D#m
Sometimes you may have problems
F#
And the only way to solve 'em
A#m D#m
Isn't always walk around with bail
D#m
I lost a few nights
F#
And I lost a couple fights
A#m D#m
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
D#m
I sold a lot of ticks
F#
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
A#m D#m
And a couple that might make you cringe
D#m
Got to keep it one hundred
F#
I'll say it if I done it
A#m D#m
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
D#m
All you cheaters and liars
F#
With your cheap amplifiers
A#m N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
D#m F#
Smokin' and drinkin'
A#m D#m
Just wasting my time
D#m F#
No worrying no thinking
A#m D#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
D#m F#
Smokin' and drinkin'
A#m D#m
Just wasting my time
D#m F#
No worrying no thinking
A#m D#m
More women, more wine
D#m F# A#m D#m
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
D#m
Low temp dabbin'
F#
Pistol grip grabbin'
A#m D#m
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
D#m
Severly underrated
F#
Occasionaly I'm hated
A#m D#m
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
D#m
When push come to shove
F#
Got a whole lotta love
A#m D#m
For the people still holdin' me down
D#m
Made a whole lotta ends
F#
And I kept a few friends
A#m D#m
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
D#m F#
Smokin' and drinkin'
A#m D#m
Just wasting my time
D#m F#
No worrying no thinking
A#m D#m
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
D#m F#
Smokin' and drinkin'
A#m D#m
Just wasting my time
D#m F#
No worrying no thinking
A#m D#m
More women, more wine