Intro
Dm F Am Dm 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Dm
Barstool pimpin
F
On a southern fried chicken
Am Dm
On a whiskey-soaked August day
Dm
And she told me last summer
F
That she lost her only lover
Am Dm
'Cause he's got himself locked away
Dm
He was cooking meth, trippin'
F
She was on a pole strippin'
Am Dm
Just American as apple pie
Dm
Now she's looking for a lover
F
'Cause she wanna be a mother
Am Dm
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
Dm
She looks a little bit weathered
F
But she's down for whatever
Am Dm
And she probably knows a trick or two
Dm
Says she got a few friends
F
If you got a couple ends
Am N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Dm F
Smokin' and drinkin'
Am Dm
Just wasting my time
Dm F
No worrying no thinking
Am Dm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Dm F
Smokin' and drinkin'
Am Dm
Just wasting my time
Dm F
No worrying no thinking
Am Dm
More women, more wine
Dm F Am Dm
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Dm
Drinkin with some trouble
F
'Til I start to see double
Am Dm
And they put me in city jail
Dm
Sometimes you may have problems
F
And the only way to solve 'em
Am Dm
Isn't always walk around with bail
Dm
I lost a few nights
F
And I lost a couple fights
Am Dm
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
Dm
I sold a lot of ticks
F
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
Am Dm
And a couple that might make you cringe
Dm
Got to keep it one hundred
F
I'll say it if I done it
Am Dm
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
Dm
All you cheaters and liars
F
With your cheap amplifiers
Am N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Dm F
Smokin' and drinkin'
Am Dm
Just wasting my time
Dm F
No worrying no thinking
Am Dm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Dm F
Smokin' and drinkin'
Am Dm
Just wasting my time
Dm F
No worrying no thinking
Am Dm
More women, more wine
Dm F Am Dm
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Dm
Low temp dabbin'
F
Pistol grip grabbin'
Am Dm
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
Dm
Severly underrated
F
Occasionaly I'm hated
Am Dm
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
Dm
When push come to shove
F
Got a whole lotta love
Am Dm
For the people still holdin' me down
Dm
Made a whole lotta ends
F
And I kept a few friends
Am Dm
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Dm F
Smokin' and drinkin'
Am Dm
Just wasting my time
Dm F
No worrying no thinking
Am Dm
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Dm F
Smokin' and drinkin'
Am Dm
Just wasting my time
Dm F
No worrying no thinking
Am Dm
More women, more wine