Intro
Am C Em Am 4x
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Am
Barstool pimpin
C
On a southern fried chicken
Em Am
On a whiskey-soaked August day
Am
And she told me last summer
C
That she lost her only lover
Em Am
'Cause he's got himself locked away
Am
He was cooking meth, trippin'
C
She was on a pole strippin'
Em Am
Just American as apple pie
Am
Now she's looking for a lover
C
'Cause she wanna be a mother
Em Am
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
Am
She looks a little bit weathered
C
But she's down for whatever
Em Am
And she probably knows a trick or two
Am
Says she got a few friends
C
If you got a couple ends
Em N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Am C
Smokin' and drinkin'
Em Am
Just wasting my time
Am C
No worrying no thinking
Em Am
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Am C
Smokin' and drinkin'
Em Am
Just wasting my time
Am C
No worrying no thinking
Em Am
More women, more wine
Am C Em Am
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Am
Drinkin with some trouble
C
'Til I start to see double
Em Am
And they put me in city jail
Am
Sometimes you may have problems
C
And the only way to solve 'em
Em Am
Isn't always walk around with bail
Am
I lost a few nights
C
And I lost a couple fights
Em Am
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
Am
I sold a lot of ticks
C
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
Em Am
And a couple that might make you cringe
Am
Got to keep it one hundred
C
I'll say it if I done it
Em Am
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
Am
All you cheaters and liars
C
With your cheap amplifiers
Em N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Am C
Smokin' and drinkin'
Em Am
Just wasting my time
Am C
No worrying no thinking
Em Am
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Am C
Smokin' and drinkin'
Em Am
Just wasting my time
Am C
No worrying no thinking
Em Am
More women, more wine
Am C Em Am
[Verse]
I'm on my bullshit
Am
Low temp dabbin'
C
Pistol grip grabbin'
Em Am
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
Am
Severly underrated
C
Occasionaly I'm hated
Em Am
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
Am
When push come to shove
C
Got a whole lotta love
Em Am
For the people still holdin' me down
Am
Made a whole lotta ends
C
And I kept a few friends
Em Am
Whole time I've been fucking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullshit
Am C
Smokin' and drinkin'
Em Am
Just wasting my time
Am C
No worrying no thinking
Em Am
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullshit
Am C
Smokin' and drinkin'
Em Am
Just wasting my time
Am C
No worrying no thinking
Em Am
More women, more wine