Intro
A B C#m E
[Chorus]
A B
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
C#m
They'll call me guilty
A B
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
C#m G#m
Even though you know the real me
A B
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
C#m G#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
A B C#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
A B C#m G#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
A B
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
C#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
A B C#m G#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
A B C#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
C#m A B
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
A B
Here we go again from heroes to villains
C#m E A
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
B C#m
C# couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
C#m A
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
B C#m
Through it together, a severed earlobe
G#m A
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
B
But what kind of lengths can you go?
C#m
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
A B
To be a housewife who outright lies
C#m
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
A B
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
C#m
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
A
Guys, when someone you'd die for
B C#m
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
E A
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
B C#m
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
C#m A
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
B C#m
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
G#m A
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
B
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
C#m
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
A B
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
C#m E
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
A B
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
C#m
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
A B
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
C#m
I'm waitin' for the day I can
E A
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
B C#m
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
A
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
B C#m
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
E A
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
B C#m
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
A
C#m I the good guy or do I just play like him
B
And hope that he dumps you?
C#m E
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
A B
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
C#m
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
C#m
Since—
[Chorus]
A B
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
C#m
They'll call me guilty
A B
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
C#m G#m
Even though you know the real me
A B
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
C#m G#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
A B C#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
A B C#m G#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
A B
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
C#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
A B C#m G#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
A B C#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
C#m A B
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."