Intro
G A Bm D
[Chorus]
G A
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Bm
They'll call me guilty
G A
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Bm F#m
Even though you know the real me
G A
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Bm F#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
G A Bm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
G A Bm F#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
G A
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Bm
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
G A Bm F#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
G A Bm
They like, "You're the good guy."
Bm G A
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
G A
Here we go again from heroes to villains
Bm D G
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
A Bm
B couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
Bm G
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
A Bm
Through it together, a severed earlobe
F#m G
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
A
But what kind of lengths can you go?
Bm
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
G A
To be a housewife who outright lies
Bm
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
G A
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
Bm
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
G
Guys, when someone you'd die for
A Bm
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
D G
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
A Bm
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
Bm G
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
A Bm
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
F#m G
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
A
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
Bm
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
G A
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
Bm D
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
G A
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
Bm
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
G A
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
Bm
I'm waitin' for the day I can
D G
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
A Bm
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
G
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
A Bm
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
D G
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
A Bm
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
G
Bm I the good guy or do I just play like him
A
And hope that he dumps you?
Bm D
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
G A
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
Bm
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
Bm
Since—
[Chorus]
G A
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Bm
They'll call me guilty
G A
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Bm F#m
Even though you know the real me
G A
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Bm F#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
G A Bm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
G A Bm F#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
G A
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Bm
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
G A Bm F#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
G A Bm
They like, "You're the good guy."
Bm G A
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."