Intro
C D Em G
[Chorus]
C D
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Em
They'll call me guilty
C D
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Em Bm
Even though you know the real me
C D
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Em Bm
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
C D Em
But I let you say that you're the good guy
C D Em Bm
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
C D
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Em
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
C D Em Bm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
C D Em
They like, "You're the good guy."
Em C D
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
C D
Here we go again from heroes to villains
Em G C
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
D Em
E couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
Em C
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
D Em
Through it together, a severed earlobe
Bm C
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
D
But what kind of lengths can you go?
Em
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
C D
To be a housewife who outright lies
Em
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
C D
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
Em
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
C
Guys, when someone you'd die for
D Em
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
G C
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
D Em
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
Em C
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
D Em
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
Bm C
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
D
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
Em
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
C D
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
Em G
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
C D
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
Em
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
C D
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
Em
I'm waitin' for the day I can
G C
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
D Em
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
C
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
D Em
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
G C
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
D Em
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
C
Em I the good guy or do I just play like him
D
And hope that he dumps you?
Em G
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
C D
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
Em
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
Em
Since—
[Chorus]
C D
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Em
They'll call me guilty
C D
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Em Bm
Even though you know the real me
C D
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Em Bm
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
C D Em
But I let you say that you're the good guy
C D Em Bm
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
C D
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Em
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
C D Em Bm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
C D Em
They like, "You're the good guy."
Em C D
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."