Intro
D# F Gm A#
[Chorus]
D# F
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Gm
They'll call me guilty
D# F
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Gm Dm
Even though you know the real me
D# F
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Gm Dm
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
D# F Gm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
D# F Gm Dm
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
D# F
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Gm
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
D# F Gm Dm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
D# F Gm
They like, "You're the good guy."
Gm D# F
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
D# F
Here we go again from heroes to villains
Gm A# D#
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
F Gm
G couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
Gm D#
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
F Gm
Through it together, a severed earlobe
Dm D#
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
F
But what kind of lengths can you go?
Gm
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
D# F
To be a housewife who outright lies
Gm
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
D# F
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
Gm
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
D#
Guys, when someone you'd die for
F Gm
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
A# D#
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
F Gm
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
Gm D#
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
F Gm
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
Dm D#
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
F
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
Gm
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
D# F
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
Gm A#
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
D# F
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
Gm
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
D# F
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
Gm
I'm waitin' for the day I can
A# D#
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
F Gm
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
D#
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
F Gm
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
A# D#
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
F Gm
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
D#
Gm I the good guy or do I just play like him
F
And hope that he dumps you?
Gm A#
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
D# F
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
Gm
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
Gm
Since—
[Chorus]
D# F
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Gm
They'll call me guilty
D# F
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Gm Dm
Even though you know the real me
D# F
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Gm Dm
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
D# F Gm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
D# F Gm Dm
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
D# F
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Gm
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
D# F Gm Dm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
D# F Gm
They like, "You're the good guy."
Gm D# F
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."