Intro
C# D# Fm G#
[Chorus]
C# D#
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Fm
They'll call me guilty
C# D#
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Fm Cm
Even though you know the real me
C# D#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Fm Cm
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
C# D# Fm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
C# D# Fm Cm
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
C# D#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Fm
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
C# D# Fm Cm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
C# D# Fm
They like, "You're the good guy."
Fm C# D#
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
C# D#
Here we go again from heroes to villains
Fm G# C#
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
D# Fm
F couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
Fm C#
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
D# Fm
Through it together, a severed earlobe
Cm C#
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
D#
But what kind of lengths can you go?
Fm
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
C# D#
To be a housewife who outright lies
Fm
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
C# D#
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
Fm
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
C#
Guys, when someone you'd die for
D# Fm
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
G# C#
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
D# Fm
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
Fm C#
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
D# Fm
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
Cm C#
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
D#
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
Fm
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
C# D#
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
Fm G#
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
C# D#
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
Fm
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
C# D#
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
Fm
I'm waitin' for the day I can
G# C#
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
D# Fm
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
C#
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
D# Fm
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
G# C#
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
D# Fm
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
C#
Fm I the good guy or do I just play like him
D#
And hope that he dumps you?
Fm G#
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
C# D#
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
Fm
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
Fm
Since—
[Chorus]
C# D#
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Fm
They'll call me guilty
C# D#
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Fm Cm
Even though you know the real me
C# D#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Fm Cm
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
C# D# Fm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
C# D# Fm Cm
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
C# D#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Fm
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
C# D# Fm Cm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
C# D# Fm
They like, "You're the good guy."
Fm C# D#
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."