Intro
A# C Dm F
[Chorus]
A# C
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Dm
They'll call me guilty
A# C
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Dm Am
Even though you know the real me
A# C
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Dm Am
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
A# C Dm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
A# C Dm Am
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
A# C
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Dm
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
A# C Dm Am
But I let you say that you're the good guy
A# C Dm
They like, "You're the good guy."
Dm A# C
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
A# C
Here we go again from heroes to villains
Dm F A#
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
C Dm
D couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
Dm A#
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
C Dm
Through it together, a severed earlobe
Am A#
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
C
But what kind of lengths can you go?
Dm
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
A# C
To be a housewife who outright lies
Dm
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
A# C
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
Dm
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
A#
Guys, when someone you'd die for
C Dm
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
F A#
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
C Dm
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
Dm A#
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
C Dm
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
Am A#
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
C
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
Dm
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
A# C
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
Dm F
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
A# C
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
Dm
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
A# C
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
Dm
I'm waitin' for the day I can
F A#
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
C Dm
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
A#
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
C Dm
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
F A#
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
C Dm
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
A#
Dm I the good guy or do I just play like him
C
And hope that he dumps you?
Dm F
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
A# C
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
Dm
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
Dm
Since—
[Chorus]
A# C
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Dm
They'll call me guilty
A# C
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Dm Am
Even though you know the real me
A# C
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Dm Am
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
A# C Dm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
A# C Dm Am
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
A# C
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Dm
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
A# C Dm Am
But I let you say that you're the good guy
A# C Dm
They like, "You're the good guy."
Dm A# C
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."